“If you remember me, then I don't care if everyone else forgets.” - Haruki Murakami

vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

"I hated high school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14 to 18 with any enjoyment. If you liked being a teenager, there’s something wrong with you.”
Stephen King  (via pnko)
"How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except your brain?”
— (via serenamrx3)
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